Having pets in your house is like having a little vaccum that clean those little pieces of food that u threw without noticing it

masterarrowhead:

kokoro-beat:

masterarrowhead:

gh0stick:

sometimes you just gotta bury your face into your own fluff

#awwwww #hey look its madi

NOT A FOX

You so are a adorable, fluffy fox and I want to huggle you so much C:

So now I’m a fox as well as a crazy kangaroo vagabond?

I don’t understand why I’m different animals but it’s kinda fun pfff

technoskittles:

i-amnota-coconut:

lets-touch-butts:

sometimes-iwonderwhy:

thelandofwtf:

Finishing off my drink when something tickles my lip, look down to see a huge fucking NOPE taking a dip. 

would have fucking died and then vomited up everything and died again

how do you not notice a big ass spider in your cup? how do you even allow a big ass spider to crawl into your cup without noticing? what OMG

oh god

/screaming and crying uncontrollably

EEEEEEEEEEEW 

shiny-feraligatr:

derekwhostillscaresme:

mayeko:

Socially awkward penguin in action.

holy SHIT

oh mY GOD

I always see myself as a penguin, that means im awkward? xD

ghosttea:

tumblino:

kawaiisharkchan:

stormcloak:

brothasoul:

bravelittletiger:

bonehatter:

yeffyaboyuice:

dreamofflight:

elksy:

videohall:

A macaw about to unleash his evil plot

“I couldn’t help but laugh along with him.”

me tonight

HAIL SATAN

Oh my GOD

Laughter is contiguous, okay?

at first it was scary and then it was funny and then it was reALLY FUCKING SCARY

Literally me reading the Game of Thrones tag tonight.

WHAT A GREAT BIRD

if you are ever sad

please watch this video

everything will be better

i played this and my cat fucking attacked it omg